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[Apr. 13th, 2012|08:01 pm] |
God I love being Wanda. You know what the coolest thing about her is? She can do anything. Hope you X-freaks are still enjoying your new landscaping. Like today for instance? This guy almost ran me over with his douchey ass porsche. So I made a crater. Don't think he'll be running over anyone else anytime soon.
Happy fucking Friday the 13th, bitches.
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[Feb. 23rd, 2012|09:42 pm] |
Right. So whoever's bright idea it was to blow the shit out of Boston, that was real nice. Really. I really fucking enjoyed almost getting crushed by a really tall building! How am I alive, you ask? Apparently I've got some super powerful chick called Wanda in my head, or at least that's what the idiotic people in white coats have been telling me (there's a sentence I never thought I'd say...), but whatever. I totally could have ducked and rolled out of the way. Little miss head case here just thought it'd be a better idea to knock me out. Ugh.
Anybody got a couch I can crash on? This hospital bed is giving me fucking back problems, I can already feel it. ... Also, I'm Willette Sullivan. Sup? |
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